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Mon, 04 Jan 2010 18:00:36 GMT

21:22 Think my husband just had a gay-gasm at the mention of Dynasty #cbb #
21:35 oh my... Turkish Delight Biscuits are so incredibly awesome. I even dreamt about them last night... bit.ly/7cec0Z #
21:39 Wasn't Dane linked with.... aah, yes #
21:43 hur, entrepreneur = whore now?? #
21:44 @gayrath recession innit #cbb7 #
22:10 If I'm arranging a multi-person outing, can google wave help me? #
22:22 @Puddytatpurr @googlewaveyour bah, only the husband has a Wave account, and he's on the sofa next to me. (also i have no idea wtf...) #
23:28 twitpic.com/wkdqq - Explanation to follow... #
23:29 RT: twitpic.com/wkdqq That's my yarn holder... I now have soggy yarn... damnit! #
23:33 twitpic.com/wkeg4 - Stalking my knitting.. #
00:02 @googlewaveyour at least 1 of them doesn't want to be on wave, so it's kinda useless to me sadly #
02:55 Is it wrong to choose a hotel because 1 reviewer mentioned 'good coffee'?? #
02:56 depressingly, I'm after non-chain hotels in Edinburgh, central, not fancy, just clean/comfy. I seem to be stuck with Holiday Inn... #
02:57 @adamamyl like hair braiding? Anything else I'd be lost... #
02:58 @tomo_connor can you do pony tails too?! If so, totally hiring you as my nurse if my back goes again. current housegays useless at hair #
03:00 @tomo_connor bugger... apparently putting a ponytail in is difficult... have always had long hair though, so seems simple to me #
03:00 @tomo_connor (not that I'm planning on putting my back out again, obv!) #
13:02 @lordofmisrule never too early to plan breaks btw, I'm already trying to sort 3, yes 3, holidays this year!! #
13:49 woo! E'boro hotel booked, thanks to @skoda_fan ! (actually booked the Apex, looks lovely) #
14:09 @dtt75 yup, Edinburgh, owen & me are going next month, got REALLY cheap train tickets #
14:25 @dtt75 me too, Owen's never been! (though, to be fair, I've only been once) #
14:36 note to self, when housemate asks if you want the bathroom, don't say no when you mean maybe *crosses legs* #
14:37 @dtt75 heh, whilst I realise we're not a 'traditional' couple, i suspect being gooseberry on a romantic weekend away would suck ;) #
14:37 @garry_c_m yay!! That's 2 really good (personal) recommendations now! :D #
16:09 hur, HD fail... the reasons we didn't notice any difference? we'd not got it in HD mode... DOH! #
16:18 @skoda_fan City, bit.ly/8f4Zwv #

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Sun, 03 Jan 2010 18:00:09 GMT

19:04 major advantage, besides the nom, of making turkish delight cookies, the whole house smells of roses now! #
19:07 there really are no straight guys on the beeb right now... #ykycd #
20:53 ahahhahaaaaaaaa SCREW YOU FINGERED GLOVES, I WIN!!!!! *ahem* May have finally finished brother's gift #
20:53 This does now mean I have to actually knit Deev's jumper. shit #
21:21 Right, beef has marinated and is now in oven, red wine/cranberry glaze is ready, time to rest for half hour and knit! #
21:21 @Saffy this was meant tob e his xmas pressie, though he always knew it was likely to be late! #
21:31 @katebevan works at the beeb?? #
02:18 twitpic.com/wfxqk - Pretty sure that's not allowed #
02:26 @Puddytatpurr hehe, they're loving it this eve, we've decided that, as it's coming down tues, they can climb away next few days!! #
02:27 @Puddytatpurr they keep climing up, knocking baubles off and chasing them around the floor 8-) #
03:38 Just got out of bed to check big crash noise. Cats fine, tree not so much... #
14:07 twitpic.com/wi846 - Result of last night... #
14:24 @Zombie_Claire If the 12 days question is for decorations, it's the eve of the 5th they're meant to come down (unless you have kittens...) #
14:37 @Puddytatpurr it happened around 5am... after quickly checking they were alive I nearly killed them!! heh #
14:41 @Puddytatpurr Sookie had the decency to look shamed, kittens were still playing in it!! Tree comes down later, rest tues #
14:53 @Zombie_Claire hahaha, well, 5th is 11th (eve of 12th see), so I'd assume it'd end on the 6th #
15:16 @Zombie_Claire (possibly sadly) i am, we have it waiting to watch, not convinced it's worth the effort of making the tv work properly... #
15:45 frustrated by 'normal' tv, and screen won't accept avi feed. damnit! Why do we let the tv-geek out of the house!! #
15:57 oh gawd, i really do loathe normal tv schedules now... almost tempted to read the tv/screen manual.... #

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Sat, 02 Jan 2010 18:00:08 GMT

19:40 TOTALLY AND UTTERLY NEED TO PEE!!!!! #drwho #
19:50 @moogal and i REALLY need to pee!!! #drwho #
23:46 damnit, just had to start a new ball for a grand total of 30 stitches. Estimation FAIL #
23:47 @Knittress does the jiggling the jaw thing work?? Might try it... #
23:50 oh fecking hell, except i just miscounted, so should've done 5 rows in new yarn, not 2. ULTRA-FAIL *goes to tink* #
00:02 think my brother'd chop the end of his finger off so i don't have to re-knit?? #
00:59 the cat smells of coconut... #
15:16 @Puddytatpurr hehe, i know ;) If I had thought you were serious I wouldn't have ;) (I love doing random acts of nice, I may be a hippy, heh) #
15:19 @Puddytatpurr also, I suck at shawls, so this way I'm knitting through you :D #
15:21 @Puddytatpurr oh it's partly because I never really get chance to wear shawls, I think I've only worn my wedding one twice! #

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Fri, 01 Jan 2010 18:00:05 GMT

19:21 twitpic.com/w2ha4 - Aww, she wuvs her daddy #
19:23 @scottbert yeah, I'm so not sold on the need for HD yet, only have it cause @DeevUK paid ;) #
19:26 @Zombie_Claire thank you thank you thank you! ahem, #ilovethexfactorsinglesoscrewyou #
19:27 @Zombie_Claire (though I do like Miley too, so my music taste is probably a bad gauge....) #
19:28 @Zombie_Claire it's just so *nice*, and he just needs a cuddle and warm cup of tea! (ok, maybe it makes me older...) #
19:32 @Zombie_Claire hehe, my last gig was post-punk, my next is Kelly Clarkson... I may be a bag of contradictions... #
19:37 @Zombie_Claire I've travelling across the country to see her... I'm so stupidly excited!! I love singing top volume with earphones in :D #
21:39 right, after postponing beef wellington till i can work out a decent pate/mush sub, chicken is roasting, and choc/cinder toffee mousse made! #
21:41 @lordofmisrule ooh, for how long? #
21:42 I'm hoping that @owenblacker means his WIFE is cooking, else I can stop mine and enjoy the culinary delights his life is mustering up... #
21:43 @lordofmisrule is it sad and tragic to get hte boys xmas 2010 present now, like, before 2010 starts?! #
21:45 @lordofmisrule hurrah!! I've not even finished their 09 xmas present yet. tsk, badly at organised knitter #
22:08 ARGH, what was the talent show, mid/late 80s, possibly michael barrymore, had tacky score board... ?! #
22:12 yes! Thanks @garethhardy Opportunity Knocks it was! @owenblacker doesn't remember it... #
22:16 @garethhardy yeah, my mum too. was explaining to him that x factor's not new, just newer version of tested format #
22:16 mmmm.... house smells of cinder toffee and chicken. v odd smell combo, but nummy #
22:20 @garethhardy i only vaguely remember that, it's the scoreboard i remember more than anything, that and Nina Myskow! #
22:25 @garethhardy and pink! Shocking pink is what i remember about her!! #
23:48 twitpic.com/w3xh3 - Nom, choc mousse with cinder toffee and #
00:39 @Saffy noooo, we used to do that in my family, from oop north! (well, merseryside/lancs) #

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Thu, 31 Dec 2009 18:00:12 GMT

21:44 twitpic.com/vxbyf - Sookie's obviously a mac fan #
21:49 @Puddytatpurr hehe, she's after more massages! John, who's lap it is, has awesome massaging skills and was trying it out on her earlier #
22:03 @zzzp hehe, it's possibly cause the mac is on Bump's lap ;) #
02:32 @Suw bugger :-/ could you not finish it en route? (crochet hooks generally pass through security no problems) #
11:26 @Knittress Owen grinds his teeth in his sleep, I really REALLY wanna punch him when he does it, not sure how I hold back sometimes #
12:36 woo! HD tv installed, and STILL can't tell the difference in quality..! :D #
12:41 hmm... 2 new tech items mean 2 new remotes and no idea how to work either... #
14:25 @Puddytatpurr oh god... I really don't know what to say... deepest sympathies hun #
14:28 @scottbert is it compulsory?! :p #
14:29 @Puddytatpurr ergh, do you have a local vets? They'd at least check if it was chipped/might know it #
14:37 @Puddytatpurr just went and cuddled our 3, they're now looking at me like i'm batty... :) #
14:51 errr, Sookie was just eating my arm... my "zombie me sugar paste" arm, but still! #
17:38 #10yearsago I was getting ready to go clubbing and kiss my 1st girl... #

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Wed, 30 Dec 2009 18:00:07 GMT

18:05 @Puddytatpurr we've done a couple of Miami seasons, though we tend to erm, 'acquire' them *looks innocent* #
18:08 @Puddytatpurr yeah, we get through a LOT of tv here, and v little of it 'live' #
00:25 ergh, really dislike working with 100% acrylic under gauge *squeeeeeeak!* :-/ #
00:34 @Suw yay!! I expect pics! :D Am currently struggling through primary coloured dragonflies for baby nephew's mobile. Doing. Head. In.! #
00:38 @Suw I managed to spend £80 in JL yarn sale... hurrah for xmas vouchers and 1/2 price wool! :D i need to get to grips with crochet still! #
13:14 @misterphipps opinion here is that it's a werewolf track. It was lovely knowing you both #
14:05 DID SOMEONE PUT CRACK IN THE CAT FOOD AGAIN?! #sigh #
14:23 twitpic.com/vvkco - Emo 'hides' in the paper #
14:30 @katebevan he's not graceful either! he's a big lumbering lump these days :D #
14:38 @katebevan he's a total softy too, does this little 'brrt' thing when he wants cuddles (usually at 5am, tsk) #
15:04 omg, Bump just managed to get me a 2nd pack of SUCHLOVELYYARNIMIGHTCRY for my OWN jumper!! :D #overexcitedknitter #
15:04 AND it's the same dye lot!! SQUEE!!!! #
15:05 @katebevan he's learned from Sookie that if he sits on my chest and makes noises that I'll wake up... human-mummy not impressed... #
15:26 am thinking that I might end up making this bit.ly/2i53a for myself, from this bit.ly/5Du0ZN yarn *squish squish* #
15:27 @katebevan Sookie tends to headbutt me these days, and then has that "what? Wasn't me!" look #
17:04 @caspararemi ooh, me too!! Earphones mean i can't hear myself, definite bonus #

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Tue, 29 Dec 2009 18:00:06 GMT

22:37 If this cheese was human there'd be some serious humpage going on right now #garlicyarg #cheese #nom #
22:51 @Saffy we went to JL ox st, they have an entire room of cheese! @DeevUK and I managed to restrict ourselves to 5... #
23:03 @Saffy yeah, there's a few shops in London, but the range in JL is just awesome, and the woman in there is so non-threatening it's lovely :D #
23:21 twitpic.com/vnb2f - Wrapping paper really is the best kitte #
23:22 grr @ phone cutting off tweets! RT @jenblower: twitpic.com/vnb2f - Wrapping paper really is the best kitten present ever! #
23:33 @Saffy we decided that they had enough toys and treats, so paper and a box it was! They LOVE it, specially Davina #
16:22 Never ending story, ITV3, awesome! :D #
16:58 See kids, that's what we had before CGI! #neverendingstory #jimhenson #
17:47 @Knittress it's awesome :D Husband doesn't get the magic, I'm blaming him for the nothing, PEOPLE LIKE HIM KILLED FANTASIA!! ahem #
17:48 @Puddytatpurr ooh, we had that the other night with CSI Vegas/without a trace. v annoying! #
17:50 @Puddytatpurr nah, without a trace, kidnapped kid, we're on series 8 still (8x6 i think it was) #
17:54 @Puddytatpurr I've seen it a few times, but we've still got 3 billion series of CSI to get through before I consider it!! :D #

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Mon, 28 Dec 2009 18:00:08 GMT

18:08 @jungle_expat blimey, that tells me you're round the corner from my birthplace :p #
20:04 Does anyone use (and can recommend) a book cataloging site? #geek #library #books #
14:22 @agentblueuk eep! come visit, I'll darn! (pref asap so it doesn't get bigger!) #
16:40 On way to ox st, may not survive... But, half price wool! #

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Sun, 27 Dec 2009 18:00:07 GMT

18:18 @adamamyl heh, well, I've ranted lots about myth before and not been bot-ted... #
18:20 @Puddytatpurr hehe, I LOVE the hide feature, and I'm one of those playing silly games! :D #
22:02 ho hum, just spent roughly what I used to being home a month on a new tv.... it is needed though, ours is about to die #
03:53 @suninp I believe so, @DeevUK chose it, I just entered the card details ;) (I know it's 42inch and HD ready...) #
04:02 Just had to shut the kids out of the living room, times like this am glad they're feline, suspect social services wouldn't be happy else... #

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Sat, 26 Dec 2009 18:00:04 GMT

19:22 twitpic.com/v6tkr - This can't end well... #
01:00 twitpic.com/v8pv0 - Kittens love their pressies #
16:30 twitpic.com/vbmey - Emo's decided this is better #
17:04 @Blatter nah, he ran off with a few pieces then decided the box was more fun twitpic.com/vbmey :D #
17:14 our Tivo-a-like has been upgraded, I have no idea how to delete anything now... this could prove a problem #mythtv #lazyweb #ubuntu #
17:14 damnit, that should've been #fedora, though don't think it's platform specific (and certain not distro) #
17:15 (please note, this sorting the TV out is knitting avoidance, have to knit 24 identical leaves... ergh) #
17:15 @adamamyl tried that, it REALLY confuses it, retains title details but can't do anything with them #
17:19 @adamamyl oooooh... yes...... #
17:24 @adamamyl sadly that pretends to allow me to delete then, then just doesn't. le sigh #
17:29 @zatytom hehe, nah, just trying to make space for recording new stuff, otherwise it decides itself what to delete, tsk #
17:51 twitpic.com/vbx23 - He's spent most of the past day in here. #

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Fri, 25 Dec 2009 18:00:07 GMT

19:11 JL website in near meltdown... Damned middle classes! #
20:22 @lordofmisrule if it's, erm, going downwards, burnt toast (tis what army used to use pre-modern methods for stopping troops needing to go) #
20:34 twitpic.com/v090v - Owen & Sookie nap #
21:52 @Zombie_Claire there's a cut off age?!? #devastated #
22:04 Take a moment from the commercialisation and do something nice RT @ambaum: Buy a brick for $2, help build a library. bit.ly/5PWcEn #
22:46 @plasticbagUK *cough* don't tell anyone... #mayhavedonethisbefore #
00:52 amused by the fact that church was VERY catholic to me and VERY CoE to @owenblacker #
00:56 (also, had forgotten how cold churches affect your singing voice) #
02:03 hur, @owenblacker is wrapping my last few presents, Emo-kitten is 'helping', all I can hear is "oi!" :D #
12:29 @Zombie_Claire omg, a blanket with arms??? #jealous #

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Thu, 24 Dec 2009 18:00:05 GMT

18:57 uh ho.... kittens are awake again... though mostly distracted by an office chair that swings LOTS when touched :D #
13:47 really frigging cold, have let cats out to try and release some pent up energy #brr #
14:33 @edwardclarke pretty! #
17:35 Amusingly, given the blog post I'm writing, last.fm just recommended Lindsay Lohan and Ashlee Simpson at me... #pop #
17:38 Blog post: In defense of pop bit.ly/8rPfAu #

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Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:00:06 GMT

14:19 kittens in full on chaos mode, 1 tree wrecked, 1 stack of boxes crashed, 1 mummy shouting #justwantcoffee #
14:42 @RichardBooth at message me when you get back online, really not having just your horosopes between now and then! #
14:54 Dear kittens, NO! kthxbai #
14:55 Dear @owenblacker , did you feed the kittens crack again!? #
15:25 Val doonican is on my tv, I'm not quite sure how that happened... #
15:28 Dear drug dealers, please stop dealing at the end of my driveway, I'll only have to grass you up #
15:28 @Ewan no, it's sadder than that, I can't be arsed to find the remote.... Alan Titchmash show, 'best' of :-/ #

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Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:00:07 GMT

23:35 woohoo! Wedding reception pics are online! :D bit.ly/5xQmMS #
23:48 @moogal hehe, sorry... Owen's been tagging too, an it'll probably tell you about each person you know I'd imagine... #
23:54 @moogal eep... I tried to hold it back from announcing until I'd tagged everyone, but I had to upload them gradually due to FB-fail! #
14:03 @RichardBooth *slap* don't you bloody start telling me your shitty horoscope each frigging day too!! #
14:10 wow... for all the moaning done about Eurostar, they're almost back on schedule as far as passenger backlog goes #
14:16 @Zombie_Claire they've just been saying it's like "a busy Fri eve" on the news, so you might be in luck! #
14:21 @RealDMitchell did you know that @hammermartin is on Twitter? He rarely updates though :( #
14:35 Emo ppears to have just notice the strings of decorations on the walls... he's trying to jump up and reach them... #nevergonnahappen #

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Mon, 21 Dec 2009 18:00:18 GMT

14:05 @Suw music for cats is awesome!! Our 3 just sat around me listening quietly! Sookie's ears were twitching like mad hehe #
14:12 @Suw it was the low bassy one she loved, she was 'smiling' at me lots. The kittens seem unmoved #
14:40 I think I made the world's strongest coffee this morning... *goes to water it down a little* #
14:42 It was pointed out to me over w'end that if I keep these sleep patterns I won't have jetlag for the US trip in order to adjust to 'normal' #
15:00 uploading just over 100 reception pics.... just have to tag them all then :-/ #
15:02 @owenblacker facebook for now, gonna blog with the later/tomorrow to explain who/what they are! #
15:11 (it's not wrong to exclude pics of me I hate from the reception ones, right? I mean, brides perogative, yes?) #
15:39 facebook in flaky shocker... this is tedious *sigh* #
15:40 @binny_uk chocolate/confectionary, at the worst they can let their family/friends eat it #
15:41 people, we're not a main road and not gritted, stop speeding you WILL skid! #uksnow IG1 4/10 #
15:50 Goddamnit Facebook, even uploading 1 pic at a time you're failing!! #
15:53 @owenblacker total fail, can't get them to upload, keeps timing out, even 1 at a sodding time!! #
15:58 ok, fuck you Facebook, currently downloading external uploader instead! #
16:00 @owenblacker It's ok, the geeks have ways.. #
16:37 RT @ianvisits: Aslan is dead; the White Witch has won. #uksnow (edit: IG1 7/10 ) #
16:38 oh, wait, that might now work.... #uksnow IG1 7/10 #

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Sat, 19 Dec 2009 18:04:13 GMT

18:12 twitpic.com/u1kxr - Heating pipe guards #
21:02 @lordofmisrule cooooo!! NEW SHINY!! :D #
21:03 right, Tiffany's on ipod, time to chop the veg in prep for Yule dinner tomorrow. For 8!! EEP! #
23:55 @lordofmisrule parsnips for Yule dinner tomorrow eve (he's prepping stuff for me so my back has to deal with less) #
03:23 hahahaaaa take THAT Yule knitting projects! It might be 3.30am, but I'm finally done :D #
13:57 Owen just moved the sofa... and found about 10 bottle tops and lots of toys.... #
15:50 twitpic.com/u6lkw - Apples soaked in ale/brandy #
16:30 twitpic.com/u6s97 - Mulled ale awaiting guests #

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Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:06:31 GMT

21:02 BRR!!!! Fuck it, heating's going up further, I can't even knit in this temp!! #
21:03 @lordofmisrule can't believe you had a wool question and i didn't notice it *shame* if you're allergic wool will be itchy, it not tis best #
21:04 @lordofmisrule (the 20% nylon is there to stop it being that horrid itchy wool we think of from our childhoods) #
21:06 @jungle_expat it's called "winter" #
21:12 apparently it's snowing all over London, except the bit where I am... #humbug #
21:16 omg! I lied!! It's just REALLY light! #uksnow IG1 1/10 #
22:13 would hobnobs with custard be wrong-wrong, or good-wrong... (een worse, it's pre-made carton custard, the shame) #
22:19 @edwardclarke that was my thinking... home alone and seems odd to prep an involved pudding for 1! it can't be BAD can it, it's hobnobs! #
22:44 oooh, did wonder if that was just me.... IG1 RT @Suw: .@adamamyl lights just flickered here in N4 too. #
22:45 @zatytom guessing a hang over from empirical rule, Eire was mostly farmers, no? #
22:48 hobnob/custard combo a semi-win, bits of hobnobs still crunchy a win, soft bits v odd. also, v sweet #
22:58 @katebevan I'm screwed if there's a power cut, our boiler need electric to function :( #
23:35 @marcooth you know Tomasz is a fellow theatrical type, yes? #
23:38 @feelieking I'm sure I have, it sounds like something I'd do.... hobnobs were all I had in though, well, that and 1/2lb of homemade fudge... #
23:38 @feelieking (but that's meant to be for Yule.... ) #
23:40 @katebevan & given this is an old creaky victorian property, my thick blanket is currently covering the front door! #brr #
00:17 aaaw has kitten arm/hand warmer #
00:19 @Puddytatpurr heh either way, toasty warm!! :D #
00:20 @feelieking heh it was meant to be xmas gifts but was drying out too soon. tis v v good #
00:21 @Puddytatpurr noooo, need kitty socks!! #
00:39 erm, anyone know how i rotate video? (to upload to Flickr if that helps) #ubuntu #lazyweb #
02:09 Emo likes trees... bit.ly/4JVrlq #
13:28 twitpic.com/u0gb9 - Oh hai, you giz me fud now, yes? #
14:15 @RichardBooth twitpic.com/n9bv7 :) #
14:19 I'm to point out to people, partic @Suw that twitpic.com/u0gb9 was taken from bed, with the camera on my face... he was CLOSE #
17:12 RT @notmartha: Blatant self promotion: I made tiny gingerbread houses meant to perch on the edge of a mug of hot choc, bit.ly/5Vq7ss #
17:13 @tomo_connor he's a heffer too!! his feet suggest he's got a way to go yet.. :-/ #
17:16 @lordofmisrule I know... she's a total goddess, I'm not sure i'd have the patience for that sort of baking! "do not eat! Took me 15 hours!!" #
17:17 I've decided, @notmartha should come live with me from end Nov-end Dec, just saying #
17:39 I hate double knitting, remind me of this if i embark on another DK project.. #

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Thu, 17 Dec 2009 18:06:31 GMT

22:01 omelette! bit.ly/7HOnnz (souffle omelette is my current obsession) #
22:17 hur, for some reason I have MJ on my 'girlie pop' playlist... #spotify #
22:17 @lordofmisrule shhhhhh!! Not seen the latest season yet... :) #
22:24 @katebevan @Suw you could do what we did, 'forget' for a few years running and then just not bother :D #grinch #
22:26 @katebevan it's great! People think you're useless for a few years, but then you're free!!!! #
22:28 @katebevan we still get about a dozen or so, from ppl that can't quit ;) #
01:47 aaw, is there anything sweeter than a sleeping kitten post-destruction spree... #
13:42 Dear EDF, if you ring my door at 9am again tomorrow I might strangle your meter guy, just saying. try another time maybe?! #
14:11 My kitchen smells of watermelon... #
14:15 (it has no watermelons in it btw) #mightbehavingastroke #
15:22 @misterebby I'm not sure I know what sort of green 'hunter' is though... ;p #
15:24 oh my... why is THIS on my xmas playlist?!? bit.ly/6S5vcV (spotify link) "I'd like to give you one for christmas"?!?!? #blink #
15:27 aaah, that's better, carols in random languages (German I assume, seeing as it's the Hoff) #
15:31 twitter IS playing up and I'm mostly speaking to myself, right?? #
15:41 cats are in the tree... mummy's gonna get the hoover.... bwahahahahahaaaa #
15:55 @Suw I can see me, @ replies, and @misterebby (who is lovely, but still), aside from that it's me and the XmasHoff #scary #
16:25 @Suw ooh, I can see 1 other person too! This is forcing me to actually do housework, tsk #
16:26 @misterebby I fear my descent into crazycatlady is gaining speed.... do I need wellies now too?! #
16:28 aaah, Sir Tom and @cerysmatthews, NOW it feels like Xmas! :D (and yes, it is bloody cold out there) #
16:38 @misterebby not since I was a toddler, it'd mean I'd have less excuses to stay in cities :D (allergic to the countryside see) #
16:38 @misterebby (though, am currently planing a trip which'll involve me staying on a farm, a farm! me!! ARGH!) #
16:58 EDF meter guy just called in, cellar door is taped shut due to kitten/tree war barricade and the muppets were singing xmas songs full blast #
17:40 @lordofmisrule I generally say cancer research, 1 in 3 seems like shitty odds, so figure I'll rely on them sooner or later #

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Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:04:32 GMT

20:17 @Puddytatpurr no spoilers on CSI!! Sarah's still under a car in our house... #
14:42 Landlandy just popped over, havent' brushed my hair, in PJs and kittens in 'playful' mode so hallway littered with toys.. aaaaargh! #
15:45 omg... hissing/distraction no longer working, pondering just letting him play in the tree till he's bored of it... :( #kittens #
15:50 it's going to be an absolute miracle if all 3 cats survive the festive season, unless valium is involved #

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Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:05:37 GMT

18:08 @angusprune teeny cobblers/key place at Ilford station, most indie cobblers do it #
22:29 East Coast are offering £9 per journey tickets, only till midnight tonight though bit.ly/5m6av4 just booked for Edinburgh, £36 for 2! #
01:04 Blog post: Finally leaving the EU? bit.ly/7PimTl #
02:24 feeling quite guilty... just (gently) dragged kitten from tree and he lay on his back purring in a "I'm defenseless" pose... :-/ #
02:31 he just jumped on my lap for 'sorry' cuddles, I'm explaining my discipline policy, like he can understand... #crazycatlady #
11:40 have locked the kittens out of the living room, can't cope pre-coffee with defending the tree today. need alternative fast! #
11:41 on a much happier note, the fudge I made is drying too fast, so it'll HAVE to be eaten and another batch made.. oh... no... ahem #
11:48 @katebevan am actually considering buying Joe's single to annoy the spite-mongers.. also, housemate likely to buy RATM so have to counteract #
11:58 the "looking more likely by the minute" road trip just included the words "mexico border", what could go wrong?! #imaydiequitesoon #
11:59 @katebevan I've never wanted to buy an X Factor single quite so badly... Obviously I'd never listen to it.. ahem #
12:01 1 thing quite useful about the RATM shite, a lot of people seem to be buying it waaaay too early... hur #
12:04 @keybuk "xmas no 1" suggests the best selling single xmas week, no? #
12:07 @keybuk aah, I should probably go bulk buy Joe then ;p #
12:09 @keybuk I don't hate Cowell though, I think he's an evil genius :p #
12:30 shit, I'm still 3 items short for Yule presents... 2 part done mind, but, argh!! #
12:54 am about to test the power of blu tac vs kitten.... results will be shared later #
13:34 hahahaaa, data sort far is: kittens 0 Mummy/Blu Tac 1! :D #
15:54 It'd be cruel to buy my housemate multiple copies of the X factor single for xmas, right? #
16:03 Can I suggest, when talking about a 'contentious' issue, it's a REALLY bad start to call me Mrs Owen, I may need to stab you if you do #
16:14 @keybuk Oh, that way's fine, and i doubt he'd object in any case! #
17:32 @ianvisits Well, it's true, Owen and I decided to get married whilst sharing the washing up... (re dishwasher=breakdown) #
17:39 @keybuk @tomo_connor oh I dunno, stick a wind turbine in with them and you might be able to sell them as a power source :D #

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Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:06:05 GMT

20:29 @katebevan it's a Hannah Montanna song... #idontknowthishonest #
20:31 @katebevan it's much prettier when sung in tune... ;) #
13:31 kittens have managed to get into living room overnight and have destroyed the tree... sigh #
13:52 our contents insurance ppl won't cover us with a housemate, suggestions for companies that do? #lazyweb #ihatetoday #
14:39 ergh, some of you ppl must houseshare and have insurance?! @ianvisits @zatytom @gayrath @caspararemi ?? #
14:43 @caspararemi best of it is they covered us last year! gah! Separate policies is a possibility tbh, will look at more than , ta #
14:49 @scottbert AIG won't cover us again because dave isn't related, so we need a new company to use.. #
15:31 Endsleigh appear to be the answer, not overly extortionate either @moogal @zatytom @lordofmisrule @RoomMonster #
16:48 I have a bundle of newly sharpened knives in my bag. I'm wearing my hoodie... #

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Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:03:54 GMT

19:33 @RichardBooth i write xmas to take the religion out of it #
19:37 @RichardBooth it upsets the extreme Christians, which is quite fun. I rarely spell it with a capital C either :D #
19:42 @RichardBooth erm.. lady ga-ga was last week... #
19:46 @RichardBooth nope... george micheal, micheal buble and robbie williams #
19:46 @RichardBooth (talking of george michael, i still have your cd!!) #
19:47 @RichardBooth not yet, only solo stacey so far #
19:52 @RichardBooth you left it in the old flat, keep meaning to ask for a postal address... DM me your address? #
20:09 @RichardBooth awesome, will get @owenblacker to drop it in the post next week :) #
20:17 @katebevan i don't think she's his type.... #
20:24 @katebevan @CatJGoddard It's been quite heavily hinted at that all the boys, except Olly, were pretty much swapping around with each other.. #
20:35 fuck, see, THAT'S how to cover a really well known song! Olly take note...! #
20:36 me: "I'd still fuck George" OH:"well yes, he sucks cock" I'd argue, but... #
20:42 @edwardclarke bah! hehe #
20:51 @LeeBinding *slaps* #xfactor #
21:26 oh ffs, and we let these ppl vote for the government too?!? #
21:30 @katebevan 11.25, news24 #
21:31 @katebevan sorry, +? #
21:34 @katebevan hur, it's all the glam I need! :D #
21:34 @RevKevKing *sigh* if only that were true #
23:51 twitpic.com/t9oi1 - Dignity, what dignity? #
23:57 twitpic.com/t9pm0 - Busted!! #
00:00 (she was 'cleaning' the angel delight ice cream bowls btw) #
00:14 @alexfoster oh my! and you cats face is just like our female Davina www.twitpic.com/rpx0k #
14:34 @Puddytatpurr (google talk) I use it :) #
15:39 ergh, trying to shop for MIL and step-MIL, how come I get 2?!? #
17:21 If someone could just provide food/drink/a commode I *might* just get all my xmas knitting done #
17:37 @marcooth surely you're watching it with us on Twitter? #
17:40 @marcooth well, no, but better than not having twitter? #
18:00 @Puddytatpurr shortening = lard, so melted lard... personally I'd use melted butter instead, but then i'm heeby about lard! #
18:02 @marcooth me neither, it's saved me from talking to myself more than I'd care to admit #

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Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:04:39 GMT

20:19 @edwardclarke it may be saltdough fail, but I'm coveting your star cutter!! So pretty! #fail #
01:07 @edwardclarke yes! The snowflake!! It's so pretty......!! #
12:35 i do love xmas music fa la la la! #

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Fri, 11 Dec 2009 18:06:23 GMT

18:07 @Saffy well, mostly cause the entire batch contains 1/2 lb of butter... plus sugar... #
18:13 @Saffy the other 3 batches are safely in the freezer, but i wanted to make sure it defrosted/baked ok before sending to owen's work!! #
18:14 right, kittens finally asleep, time to play with ribbon and double sided tape! (I'm expecting @owenblacker to come back to hilarity/chaos) #
18:40 twitpic.com/sy5a4 - Candy cane stairs #
19:13 twitpic.com/sya31 - Ribbony festive! #
19:23 wow... Jessica Simpson's quite Mariah isn't she? #
19:40 @gayrath www.twitpic.com/rj3mv :-/ #
19:46 I am buying stationery. I may bit a little bit giddy... #
19:47 oh my... there's 2 pages of post-its, and that's just the branded ones! #needaliedown #
19:55 @zatytom I'd love to reply with something witty/scathing, but, STATIONERY!!!! #
20:04 hmm... better to get a low-end brand's best item, or a high-end brands cheapest item... #
02:17 Blog post: Decorations II bit.ly/5XpMuT #
15:38 @Suw I have no real insight, but I LOVE prism for flash-heavy stuff, saves clogging/crashing my browser #uselessinfo #
16:01 damnit, meant to leave house pre-4pm, at this rate the cheques will expire and Bob will be in limbo forever! @LeeBinding #
16:02 (not that I'd ever drag her away from @LeeBinding's bossom, but you know, should probably make him pay for her ;) #

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Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:07:02 GMT

02:55 @Puddytatpurr I can tell you if you want? But I know you wanna watch more ;) #
02:58 @Puddytatpurr *grins* #
14:18 3rd day of morning sneezes... Might have to cut out dairy for a while :( well... either that or put up with it over xmas.... #
14:52 *wonders if @owenblacker or @DeevUK fed one kitten coffee and the other valium....* #
14:56 putting (very thick) ribbon in the stairs/bannister is asking for trouble, right? #
15:21 damnit, how do i find out what an instrumental song is called?! Is there a shazam for dodgy-singing-into? will shazam cope with my mumbling? #
17:37 cats were being suspiciously quiet... wandered into living room to see Emo in middle of the tree with a look of "shit!! Busted!!" #
17:41 @Puddytatpurr it's either for mixing food, a DJ deck, or an audio driver.... bit.ly/6NCYkS is probably the one you mean ;) #
17:46 Davina's currently lying on the floor, slowly creeping nearer to the tree... complete with 'innocent' look... #
17:46 @Puddytatpurr hehe, it had to be either the driver, or the food mixer :D #
17:49 @Puddytatpurr lol, she does a really good job of "what, me??", where as Emo just constantly looks like he's up to something #
17:52 I've discovered a problem with test batch of festive biscuits... too moreish!!! *puts lid on box* #

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